Posted by Doug Pretorius on April 24, 2000 at 17:13:41:
ROTFLOL! My only question is which god will act on this prayer? 
A Prayer for those with a J.O.B. - Posted by Terry C.
Posted by Terry C. on April 24, 2000 at 13:26:29:
A PRAYER FOR THOSE WITH A J.O.B.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people
I had to kill today because they made me mad.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work.
12% on Mondays
23% on Tuesdays
40% on Wednesdays
20% on Thursdays
5% on Fridays
And help me remember, when I am having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are really trying to test me,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown,
and only 4 to extend my middle finger
and tell them to BITE ME!
[slight edits due to censor!]