Drinking Beer can make you smarter.... - Posted by Ed Garcia

Posted by Bill W on July 30, 2011 at 13:22:16:

Thanks but NO THANK YOU. :slight_smile:

Drinking Beer can make you smarter… - Posted by Ed Garcia

Posted by Ed Garcia on July 24, 2011 at 23:01:44:

Because I?m board on a Sunday night I thought I?d give you a little something just for fun and to make you laugh.

Maybe drinking beer can make you smarter maybe it can?t.

Here?s a cute little story that may help you decide.

Cheers

In one episode of ‘Cheers’, Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this . .

‘Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.’

May this week be a prosperous one,

Ed Garcia

Re: Drinking Beer can make you smarter… - Posted by Chris in FL

Posted by Chris in FL on August 14, 2011 at 15:43:02:

Good for a chuckle. Thanks!

Best wishes,
Chris in FL