Just a few laughs while making those deals :-) - Posted by Telly

Real Estate Investing
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Posted by Kevin John Allen on June 07, 1999 at 13:00:12:

If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?

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Just a few laughs while making those deals :slight_smile: - Posted by Telly

Posted by Telly on April 12, 1999 at 14:45:25:

So you have made a lot of dollars as a REI. So what kind of bumpersticker do you place on your brand new Benz 600SL or Lexus LX480? Lets just give you a few suggestions:

  • IRS:We’ve got what it takes to get what you’ve got.

  • Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks your stupid

  • 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

  • Don’t make me angry me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies

  • You are depriving some poor village of its idiot

  • Save your breath…You’ll need it to blow up your date!

  • Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal

  • Grow your own dope. Plant a man

  • All men are animals, some just make better pets.

  • Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

  • I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

  • WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship

  • The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

  • Hang up and drive.

  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

  • It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

  • Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

  • Always remember you’re unique…Just like everyone else.

  • Honk if you want to see my finger.