Out Of Context For The Week - Posted by Tim Fierro (Tacoma, WA)

Posted by chouston on July 08, 2002 at 01:34:32:

and a seat for every ass

Out Of Context For The Week - Posted by Tim Fierro (Tacoma, WA)

Posted by Tim Fierro (Tacoma, WA) on July 08, 2002 at 01:15:01:

When taken out of context, they are pretty funny.

They were funny to me when I read them, and they are funnier when taken out of context. If you are on this list and are offended, I am sorry. Personally, I got a laugh from it, so hopefully you do to.

Hope I don’t have to go to a seminar so someone can tell me the geophysics of bandit signs and how the atmosphere will effect them and …

This Ain’t Vegas Baby!

‘I didn’t ask you whether you liked it or not. I asked you whether it fit the Connecticut laws’.

…, but I do have a “semblance of intelligence”.

“oh, 2 bedroom, better not buy it.”

“There is an Ass for every seat.” (If Ass offends anyone I apoligize).

“We have all trusted tenants and we have all paid” … When that no longer sounds mean and cynical you are a seasoned landlord.

I really dont care what you learned as one of Uncle Sams Miguided Children,

I was recently blessed with the Pink Slip!—

“It’s better to have 100 idiot clients than 1 idiot boss.”

Is there ANY context that would make it correct?

Stop, you are scaring us to death!

… a better-looking investor will make more money than an ugly investor?