Posted by Ben (NJ) on July 01, 2002 at 05:15:38:
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Out of context, not for Joey… - Posted by Tim Fierro (Tacoma, WA)
Posted by Tim Fierro (Tacoma, WA) on July 01, 2002 at 01:19:19:
When taken out of context, they are pretty funny.
“This post is ‘not’ for Joey.”
They were funny to me when I read them, and they are funnier when taken out of context. If you are on this list and are offended, I am sorry. Personally, I got a laugh from it, so hopefully you do to.
Try replacing your tongue with using a sponge! No licking required unless you like licking and getting a numb tongue! LOL
… they might bolt toliet seats to the ceilings and trash the place …
I guess attorneys don’t think $1 is valuable consideration anymore. They obviously don’t use 10-10-220.
… me and my mom are going to start real estate investing in the next few months (once she has her visa bill paid off) …
The vagrant left - feet and head spinning.
“Notify the constable at once!”
i clean toilets now & don’t really need to add to my credit card debt unnecessarily …
nope nothin here
Going under" are not words I want to hear 
It’s the new fuzzy math that is spreading across the nation.
Are you frustrated and depressed that you could not achieve anything in your life because of financial constraints?
… CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP, the biting teeth of what had to be 10,000 FLEAS.
Another stupid post…get real, man! NT
Only those of us who have been around here for a while are allowed be jerks 
… you can’t just get a little bit pregnant!
(a) Put you name, picture and a description of your crazy offer up on a downtown billboard?
YEAH, I tell “new-bies” all the time that THEY’D RATHER SAND A LIONS BUTT IN A TELEPHONE BOOTH THAN GET INTO THE CRE BUSINESS!"
But be very careful when doing this, one bite and you’ll have to have a series of painful rabie shots.
Johnboy your post has caused me mental stress and anguish.
Like a dog that can do 500 tricks, but pukes on the carpet daily?