Posted by Jim IL on May 21, 1999 at 14:48:02:
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Sorry for Preachin - Posted by NJDave
Posted by NJDave on May 21, 1999 at 13:40:33:
My comments/criticisms are not meant to offend, though they may sound like it. It’s been a rough week. So, please accept this little chuckle:
Three real estate pros went into a bar each ordering a glass of beer. A swarm of flies flew over the bar with one fly landing in each glass.
The first man, an attorney, pushed the glass toward the barkeep and demanded another glass, “and throw in a bag of chips to compensate me for my trouble…”
The second man, a broker, calmly plucked the drowning fly from his brew and proceeded to drink…
The third man, an appraiser, grabbed the fly from his beer and with his fingertips circling the fly’s neck while holding the fly over his glass began shouting at the fly “spit it out, spit it out…”
LOL?