When my neighbors stole water. - Posted by karp
Posted by karp on January 05, 1999 at 19:06:26:
Okay so the guys in the crackhouse next door had all their utilities and stuff cut off. They then dug down and tried to tap into the city’s water main. (Reasonable approach, I mean you gott have water to cook meth don’tcha?) City got pished.
Part 2: I come home and there is a hose going from one of the other houses I own over INTO their house. I turn it off and tell 'em no more. They sneak over and do it again. I take photos and call the cops. They sneak over and do it again.
I unhook the hose from my spigot, pour a half quart of 10-40 motor oil into the hose, reattach it and turn it back on. I never hear anything again.
Karma time: 2 months later they are all in jail or dead and I end up buying the house. What a freakin mess.
I think maybe, if I were you I would just hide in a can until they opened it and then jump out and yell “BOO!”.