Ron Starr....you don't know Jack... - Posted by Gib

Posted by Gib on September 06, 2003 at 17:44:09:

No, O. Schitt was a partner in the firm of Kneedeep & Schitt.

Gib

Ron Starr…you don’t know Jack… - Posted by Gib

Posted by Gib on September 05, 2003 at 23:50:46:

Sorry, just had to post this story in response to your responses in the silly thread from earlier:

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says

“You don’t know Jack Schitt!”

Read on and you’ll be able to handle the situation intelligently.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents’ wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable thoughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt.

So, now if someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but everyone on the Schitt list!

Gib

Schitt - Happens boy - Posted by Scrooge McDuck

Posted by Scrooge McDuck on September 06, 2003 at 17:48:15:

Doesn’t the Schitt - Happens boy spell his name Horst?

Re: Ron Starr…you don’t know Jack… - Posted by Bruce Lawson

Posted by Bruce Lawson on September 06, 2003 at 17:04:48:

Good very good.

you forgot the cousin… - Posted by David Krulac

Posted by David Krulac on September 06, 2003 at 14:54:30:

Knee Deep N.

well, actually…ron knows Jack Reed…LOL - Posted by Houserookie

Posted by Houserookie on September 06, 2003 at 12:05:37:

lol

this made my day (nt) - Posted by JC in Seattle

Posted by JC in Seattle on September 06, 2003 at 11:37:42:

nt

Re: Ron Starr…you don’t know Jack… - Posted by Ronald * Starr(in No CA)

Posted by Ronald * Starr(in No CA) on September 06, 2003 at 24:19:40:

Gib--------

Thanks for the update. I had forgotten some of what you mentioned and did not know the rest.

Good Investing and Good Sitting in the Little Tiny Room***Ron Starr***